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If You Must Lyrics

It's important to practice good hygiene


At least if you wanna run with my team


I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen


This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream


They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things


Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting


I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum


I was a victim of breath on him


Running his yap about what sets he from


Gotta get some gum gotta get him some


He turned it down, his teeth was brown


Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation


I had to ask the dope to pass the soap


Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans


Or bathrooms in a bus station


He had a can of Olde E and some raisins


Amazing... head to toe B.O.


He didn't know, used to the fragrance


Just as the days went without bathing


He felt manly and not like a maiden


He had one dread, and fungus


Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers


Girls let the guy you were with ????


So guys take your cue from this number





[CHORUS] (x2)


You gotta wash your ass, if you must


You gotta wash your hair, if you must


You gotta brush your teeth, if you must


Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy





Now at class you need total concentration


But there's kids in the back holdin conversations


Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys


Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids


Coast and Joy, they leave their absence


One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks


Brimstone, girls would never bring him home


I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone


And said, "Bud(?) you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"


I know some people your ass should be submerged


Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd


Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid


Well look it up


And while you're at it, get a cup


And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle


You get our vote for most stinkiest


That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail


I said he was stale


Underarms is ripe


Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats


And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect


Nigga check, yourself


Respect yourself


And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt


Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive


The funk got you captive


You don't need a map bitch





[CHORUS] (x2)


You gotta wash your ass, if you must


You gotta wash your hair, if you must


You gotta brush your teeth, if you must


Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy